You know you're turning into your mother when...
Complete the sentence and email to email@example.com remembering to include your postal address so they can send you a cheque for £25 if they use yours. They tend not to tell you they are using it, just send you the cheque.
I could give you all a teensy insight into latest developments chez Womag's Mum and complete the sentence with ...when you find yourself stuck in a wheelchair and surrounded by far too many clothes your bully of a daughter is trying to steal from you to take to charity shops.
But that's not particularly funny or poignant so is not what they are after. Good luck everyone!